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Home / Blog / 35 Cybersecurity Jokes to Make Any Security Geek Chuckle (or Groan) 35 Cybersecurity Jokes to Make Any SecurityGeek Chuckle (or Groan) Posted on September 8, 2020 Last updated on December 13, 2024. Good IT jokes are few and far between, especially when it comes to cybersecurity. That’s why we put on our creativityhats to brainstorm joke after joke – with a break to pull in a few of our favorites from the web – for the ultimate result: themotherlode (or should we say mother board ?) of cybersecurity jokes and puns. P.S.: we side with Alfred Hitchcock on thisone: puns are the highest form of literature. Everyone deserves an eye-catching intro to break the ice at the start of a meeting or spice up a PowerPoint – gotta keepthe CEO’s attention somehow! And no joke is complete without the perfect graphic. Feel free to grab ours and includethem in your next newsletter, quarterly presentation, or for a workday pick-me-up. Without further ado, we present… Our Favorite Cybersecurit...
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